Going to Cars & Coffee For the First Time

"Audi-os, amigos" (audiosamigos) 04/18/2014 at 16:43 • Filed to: Cars & Coffee

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Tomorrow my buddy and I are going to Katie's Cars & Coffee in Great Falls, VA for the first time. I just wanted to make sure the following behaviors are encouraged, and in keeping with the general decorum of the event:

1. Touching the cars (non-genitals)

2. Asking the owners why they "settled" for such cars

3. Touching the cars (w/ genitals)

4. Sliding across the hoods of the cars like Beverley Hills Cop

5. Sliding across the hoods of the cars like Beverley Hills Cop with high grit sandpaper in my back pockets

6. Asking to "take the car(s) for a spin"

7. Pouring coffee all over the cars

8. Lambasting the archaic three-pedal setups of the cars, in favor of my Tiptronic ("the clutch is built into the knob!")

9. Calling the cars names

10. Calling the cars by my ex's name

11. Writing "Wash Me" with my greasy smudgy finger on the cars

12. Dragoning the cars while I keep eye contact with their owners

Thanks guys! I just want to make sure I fit in!

jkm7680 > Audi-os, amigos 04/18/2014 at 16:48

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Make sure to Piss inside of the convertibles.

Owners don't generally stick around, or they blend in at least.

Sadly, I can't make it tomorrow. If I could, I would say Hello.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Audi-os, amigos 04/18/2014 at 16:48

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#7 - Why else would it be called cars AND coffee?

Audi-os, amigos > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 04/18/2014 at 16:49

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RIGHT?

StoneCold > Audi-os, amigos 04/18/2014 at 16:59

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Coffee goes IN the cars, not OVER them. JEEZ.

Takuro Spirit > Audi-os, amigos 04/18/2014 at 17:00

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Bricks being shat

ttyymmnn > Audi-os, amigos 04/18/2014 at 17:01

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Thanks guys! I just want to make sure I fit in!

Like a glove. Have fun!

Forgetful > Audi-os, amigos 04/18/2014 at 17:04

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Be sure to blast your music and do burnouts in the parking lot. Don't worry, the pedestrians will yield the crosswalks to your sweet ride, bro.

https://www.facebook.com/CarsandCoffeeK…

MonkeePuzzle > Audi-os, amigos 04/18/2014 at 17:12

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you missed one

- doing a loud and failure quality burnout upon exit to ensure C&C event is cancelled or at least relocated

Lekker > Audi-os, amigos 04/18/2014 at 17:20

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Damnit bob

XJDano > Audi-os, amigos 04/18/2014 at 17:31

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jeep, yay!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Audi-os, amigos 04/18/2014 at 19:53

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That was me taking this picture at a car show, My dad was with me and he thought I collapsed, It was worth it though.